I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
A Dutch designer is working with scientists to create glow-in-the-dark trees, hoping to one day use them in place of street lights. Source
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Rosalind reminding us all about Uzumaki.
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
I love when new followers are like
2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received
If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?