the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
I will never not reblog this. It’s too adorable.
Petition for this to happen in a commercial.
It’s probably just me but I kinda feel like Sakurai is overdoing Pit clones.
i want a video of all the tries it took to make this
i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken
WE HAVE ACHIEVED M A X I M U M D I N O S A U R
Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.
DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?
Barbarian: Natural 20
DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.
My whole life has been leading up to this moment
"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.
you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.
It is all so clear now
These eyes have seen 77 years, and I still found it in less than 15 seconds. No liking/sharing until you do, too.
Cat quacks when his owner coughs