Dapper Pumpkins

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

teamladsngents:

a-littlebit-ofsunshine:

I will never not reblog this. It’s too adorable.

pilcherthegreat
minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

Reblog if you are a BIRD NERD or if your friend is a BIRD NERD

shubbabang:

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Petition for this to happen in a commercial.

baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man
tombeler:

It’s probably just me but I kinda feel like Sakurai is overdoing Pit clones.

tombeler:

It’s probably just me but I kinda feel like Sakurai is overdoing Pit clones.

itseasytoremember:


nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

jeanmarcoing:

WE HAVE ACHIEVED M A X I M U M   D I N O S A U R

jeanmarcoing:

WE HAVE ACHIEVED M A X I M U M   D I N O S A U R

Sick Burn

outofcontextdnd:

Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.

DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?

Barbarian: Natural 20 

DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.  

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.
It is all so clear now

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.

It is all so clear now

georgetakei:

These eyes have seen 77 years, and I still found it in less than 15 seconds. No liking/sharing until you do, too.
Source: http://po.st/toM8l1

georgetakei:

These eyes have seen 77 years, and I still found it in less than 15 seconds. No liking/sharing until you do, too.

Source: http://po.st/toM8l1

weloveshortvideos:

Cat quacks when his owner coughs