this is hands down the best yahoo answers
Our Tiefling ended up knocking out all of the lighting in a room and everyone in the party was left standing in pitch darkness next to a ten foot ditch, except for the Dullahan in our group (Basically a Headless Horseman), whose head could glow quite brightly. Our Dwarf decided to try and use this to his advantage.
Dwarf: I steal Chr’rell’s (The Dullahan) head from it’s sling.
Dwarf: I steal his head!
DM: …You know he’s going to kill you right? Roll for stealth.
Dwarf: *nat 20*
DM: *sighs* Hidden by the darkness around you, you manage to somehow sneak his head away from his body without him noticing. You only have a moment before he realizes what has happened though, what do you do?
Dwarf: I want to throw his head over the edge of the pit to see how far it goes down.
Dwarf: *botches the throw*
DM: You attempt to toss Chr’rell’s head over the edge, but in the process you forget to let go and end up tumbling over the edge along with it. Chr’rell’s head glares at you the entire way down, and lands comfortably on you while you take the fall damage.
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
Oh Gaaaahhhd, you mean I have to give money to CHARITY! Well count me out of unlimited money, that just sounds TEDIOUS!
Pendulum + Coolkid
OMG ARYN where did you find this?? did you put this together?? ITS SO GOOD aaahhh
hehe I did, and thank you ^_^ They really work well together right?
this took me 0.000000000001 seconds to reblog
what a shit omg
i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day
That first noise made me lose my mind
What happens to cats in zero gravity ? more educational gifs«
OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard
In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”
THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS
Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down
Face Swap Of The Week: Up.
Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.