Dapper Pumpkins
silversora:


"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

my sister: oh my god
me: what?
my sister: i just realized something
me: ?
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.
me: ...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.
my sister: no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.
me: huh
my sister: and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.
me: O_O
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.
So I was watching The Impossible Astronaut & Day of The Moon

hudderstrade:

and decided to pull a prank on my brother.

He sees the Doctor Who episodes a few days-weeks after I do. I’ve decided to exploit this for my own amusement.

While he sleeps, I’m going to draw those black marks up and down his arms and hands, and on my own face as well. He’ll wake up not knowing what they are, seeing them on his own arms and my face. I, of course, will pretend not to know the marks are there. He will have no idea where they came from, as though he’s forgotten.

And in a few weeks, when he has actually forgotten about the marks, we’ll watch those episodes. He’ll be freaked the hell out and I’ll sit back and pretend I’m not an evil genius.

I’m totally doing this to my sister.

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he…

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

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greasemnk:

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IVE SPENT 108560856 YEARS LOOKING FOR THIS POST

It’s kind of peaceful.

valkyrie-freyja:

'The Room' - Tommy Wiseau

queerhound:

gender-wizard:

O O O O O F F COA UR S E ITT S S AN ARRRNGE E E I juS T TOOO L L D YOU IT S AN AR RRN G E

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chimeracorp:

mynosylexia:

I WAS FUCKINSURFINGAND GOD DAMN ENTEI OUT OF NO WHEREGO HOME ENTEI YOU’RE DRUNK AS FUCK

chimeracorp:

mynosylexia:

I WAS FUCKIN

SURFING

AND GOD DAMN ENTEI OUT OF NO WHERE

GO HOME ENTEI YOU’RE DRUNK AS FUCK