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basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

basedloner:

this is hands down the best yahoo answers 

4-panel-life:

the pain

4-panel-life:

the pain

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our Tiefling ended up knocking out all of the lighting in a room and everyone in the party was left standing in pitch darkness next to a ten foot ditch, except for the Dullahan in our group (Basically a Headless Horseman), whose head could glow quite brightly. Our Dwarf decided to try and use this to his advantage.

Dwarf: I steal Chr’rell’s (The Dullahan) head from it’s sling.

DM: …What?

Dwarf: I steal his head!

DM: …You know he’s going to kill you right? Roll for stealth.

Dwarf: *nat 20*

DM: *sighs* Hidden by the darkness around you, you manage to somehow sneak his head away from his body without him noticing. You only have a moment before he realizes what has happened though, what do you do?

Dwarf: I want to throw his head over the edge of the pit to see how far it goes down.

Dwarf: *botches the throw*

DM: You attempt to toss Chr’rell’s head over the edge, but in the process you forget to let go and end up tumbling over the edge along with it. Chr’rell’s head glares at you the entire way down, and lands comfortably on you while you take the fall damage.

edwardspoonhands:


inspookableassghosts:
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

Oh Gaaaahhhd, you mean I have to give money to CHARITY! Well count me out of unlimited money, that just sounds TEDIOUS!

edwardspoonhands:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

Oh Gaaaahhhd, you mean I have to give money to CHARITY! Well count me out of unlimited money, that just sounds TEDIOUS!

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eaten-by-a-giant-marshmallow:

spookylalonde-ry:

heirofspider8reath:

spookylalonde-ry:

Pendulum + Coolkid

OMG ARYN where did you find this?? did you put this together?? ITS SO GOOD aaahhh

hehe I did, and thank you ^_^ They really work well together right?

this took me 0.000000000001 seconds to reblog

relahvant:

what a shit omg

becausebirds:

elefseus:

i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day

birb logic

farandolae:

That first noise made me lose my mind

vaginal-erection:

BrUH

coelasquid:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

arrogantanupapaya:

kalifrak:

kalifrak:

The crouching cover is in this year…

I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.

Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT

oh my god